Listen. I hate Romney as much as the next red-blooded tax paying homo with a brain, but Americans get the elected representatives they deserve. full stop.

Americans are a shrill, spiteful, ignorant people. Romney could shovel rural whites into soylent green factories (to boost exports) and most would agree with the hard logic of his decision and that it wouldn’t be necessary if the Mexicans hadn’t taken their jobs or the blacks wasted all their tax moneys on cadillacs and crack. Why shouldn’t Romney be the king of us all? We aren’t surprised watching Lord of the Rings that the Orcs are ruled by Sauron.

Oh it was Obama’s fault in a debate because he didn’t look presidential enough for me, says guy eating a fucking shit sandwich- that will show Obama for saying too many UMMs, dude eating shit sandwich says.