Luke and I were looking at Hieronymus Bosch’s painting The Garden of Earthly Delights and discovered, much to our amusement, music written upon the posterior of one of the many tortured denizens of the rightmost panel of the painting which is intended to represent Hell. I decided to transcribe it into modern notation, assuming the second line of the staff is C, as is common for chants of this era.
so yes this is LITERALLY the 600-years-old butt song from hell
Scooby Doo has great life lessons to teach:
If something evil is happening, it’s probably an old white man trying to make money.
Listen. I hate Romney as much as the next red-blooded tax paying homo with a brain, but Americans get the elected representatives they deserve. full stop.
Americans are a shrill, spiteful, ignorant people. Romney could shovel rural whites into soylent green factories (to boost exports) and most would agree with the hard logic of his decision and that it wouldn’t be necessary if the Mexicans hadn’t taken their jobs or the blacks wasted all their tax moneys on cadillacs and crack. Why shouldn’t Romney be the king of us all? We aren’t surprised watching Lord of the Rings that the Orcs are ruled by Sauron.
Oh it was Obama’s fault in a debate because he didn’t look presidential enough for me, says guy eating a fucking shit sandwich- that will show Obama for saying too many UMMs, dude eating shit sandwich says.…
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